Viswanath

2009-02-27T22:21:00.001-08:00

Oscars 2009

2009-02-27T21:29:00.000-08:00

You may have heard of it, or even seen it. But here is a recap on the winners

Best supporting actor ~ Heath Ledger

Best actress in a leading role ~ Kate Winlset

Best actor in a leading role ~ Sean Penn

Best Picture ~ Slumdog Millionaire

Best Music ~ Jai Ho ( AR Rahman)

Best Music score ~ Slumdog Millionaire

Best film editing ~ Slumdog Millionaire

Best sound mixing.....ok i'm getting tired of this. How many awards does Slumdog Millionaire have

Best Cinematography...it's Slumdog Millionaire again

Best adapted screenplay...and again

Best original screen play ~ Milk

Best animated film ~ Wall-E

So there we go, all the winners. How entertaining.
Anyway, how much do you know about the Oscars? Not much I guess, nobody needs it anyway. But i'll give you a little info. Thanks to my winkie(short from for wikipedia)

The 1st Academy Awards ceremony was held on Thursday, May 16, 1929, at the Hotel Roosevelt in Hollywood to honor outstanding film achievements of 1927 and 1928. It was hosted by actor Douglas Fairbanks and director William C. deMille.

Since 1950, the statuettes have been legally encumbered by the requirement that neither winners nor their heirs may sell the statuettes without first offering to sell them back to the Academy for US$1. If a winner refuses to agree to this stipulation, then the Academy keeps the statuette. Academy Awards not protected by this agreement have been sold in public auctions and private deals for six-figure sums
That's it, all you need to know about the oscars. Useless facts that will not help us in anyway.

My first job

2009-01-03T01:35:00.000-08:00

I skimmed through the entire page, looking and looking. It has been going on for days. Since I got back from India, my thirst for a job started. I would buy a paper everyday and glance through the whole of the ‘Jobs’ section trying to find the right job for me

. And today, I struck gold. There in the bottom of the page read ‘Flyer distribution. Students may apply.’ Without even saying a word to my parents I rushed down to the address they had given for the interview (yes they actually interviewed me for this job).

But as they explained to me what the job is all about I almost blacked out.

Well according to them I had to go block to block and paste these dumb flyers on the walls.

And for every 200 of these I paste I get $2! That’s really really little.

The best part is I have to go to the people in charge to collect the money ($2)

Co-incidentally the bus fare for the journey there is $2.00.

But I still decided to take the job till I find a decent 1.

Incredible India

2008-12-26T23:47:00.000-08:00

Quantum of Solace Trailer

2008-07-01T05:32:00.001-07:00

World's greatest advice: part I

2008-06-28T22:01:00.000-07:00

LaMeSt AdViCe
 

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school- you'll be working for them in the future.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.

Be like a postage stamp-stick to one thing until you get there.

Drive carefully, it's not only cars that can be recalled by their makers.

If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown...but only 4 to extend your leg and ram their balls(if they have any)

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull one

If you lend someone $20 and never see him again...it was worth it

It is better to keep your mouth shut and look like a fool then open it and remove all doubt.

Be sure to catch part ll

Lame Jokes

2008-06-28T21:26:00.000-07:00

Blonde says: Doc it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts! Doc what's wrong?
Doctor answers: Your finger is broken!

Professor: "...so don't ask me any stupid questions like, 'What's Newton's First Law?'"
Student: "Who's Newton?"

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.

It's all abot the eye

2008-06-24T00:50:00.000-07:00

Do you have a blog? Do you feel that you have put in so much of effort to groom your blog but...many people do not view it? There's a simple explanation for the second question, it's just that your blog isn't 'attractive' enough

For instance, look at my blog(apart from the bullshit content :) I try my best to make it look colorful and thus...making it look attractive. It's pictures a human eye relates to easily, so from now on if you publish a post, have a picture in it.
And one more thing I read
from a newspaper
article is that our eyes tend
to focus on stuff
which looks like the
shape of this post.
Yes an F(not exactly a shape).
I don't know
the reason behind this
though but it kinda works.
So next time make your
post to look like an F

Viswanath's is it Real?

2008-06-21T23:29:00.000-07:00

The previous post on 'Viswanath's is it Real' was a mix of sadness and disgust as I wrote about this poor baby and the features it owned. Well today's edition is no different...maybe slightly. It's about......coke+pork!!!

If you have visited YouTube lately and typed coke+pork, the number of videos being uploaded on that title is tremendous. The myth goes like this: if you pour coke on raw pork and leave it as it is for minimum 2 hr, maggots will start appearing on the pork. Weird, I haven't tried it out myself but I wouldn't mind giving it a shot.

If this is true the, I wouldn't be suprised if I see pigs going crazy when they spot an empty coke bottle littered in their sty.
Test it out if you want to...

Sizzlin' News

2008-06-21T22:40:00.000-07:00

It isn't an elaborate explanation on the events which followed. I kinda heard it over from my friend and checked it out myself in the online news. And it is true...50 cent lost his Bling!!! Yeah, how sad.
Well it goes like this, while 50 cent was having a show in Africa...this guy runs up the stage, takes 50 cent's bling(from his neck) and runs away. And the thief never got caught.

MOVIE REVIEW: You Don't Mess with the Zohan

2008-06-17T00:58:00.000-07:00

Yes, once again you have invested your time to read this meaningless post of mine which is regarding nothing more...than movies! Nah, just kidding(or maybe not). Anyway I watched 'you don't mess with the zohan' yesterday and found it moderately hilarious. The funny parts were over in about 30 minutes. The storey revolves around a highly trained terrorist buster who fakes his own death to become a ...a...hairstylist in the USA. But while fulfilling his dream, his true identity gets revealed and blah blah blah. Watch this movie if you are CRAZY!!! of Adam Sandler and if you like crude jokes.

Best moment: When a terrorist shoots a bullet at Adam and he catches it with his hand.

Worst moment:The whole ending I would say.

Best line: 'you don't mess with the Zohan'

Rating:4/10 (according to me)

TRANSFORMERS 2 teaser trailer

2008-06-16T02:17:00.001-07:00

Viswanath's is it real?

2008-06-09T00:55:00.000-07:00

Out of all YouTube clips I've viewed before, be it an execution or gory accident clips...the video I watched yesterday made me sick. As the 1 minute video screened before me, I watched it in disgust and horror. The content of the clip was so disturbing that it may have given any pregnant women a second thought of delivering her baby.

Wanna know what's in that clip? Brace yourself, it was a clip of a crying baby....
Well, the baby wasn't any normal baby we would see, this baby had red bulging eyes. Its skin was all cracked and its mouth was crooked. You may think I'm kidding but I'm not. The condition of the baby is caused by a rare disease.

If you want to view this clip, go to YouTube and type: snake baby.

And also, this baby died an hour later for reasons I'm not sure of. Have remorse for this baby when you watch this clip(if you have the guts to) and keep in mind that this baby lived only an hour in which it suffered pitifully.

Handling characters

2008-06-07T22:15:00.000-07:00

I've always dreaded the dentist. But as I matured, my fear of meeting a frank person overwhelmed me.
Well...what I mean by 'a frank person' is someone who tells something he doesn't like about you in the face. For eg, if you love talking and the 'frank person' doesn't and...well you were talking to him for some time, he would say: 'I'm sorry, but I really don't like conversing with you, besides your vocabulary is undeniably atrocious and you have a dry sense of humor.'
Well what would you do at that moment? If it was me, I would force a casual laugh and restrain myself from conversing further.
We all have had our experiences with people who are frank, and when they shoot us a rude remark, we are caught off guard. To prepare our self's from this sort of situation, start doing this_-start training yourself to act casual.
Ok, let's say...you forgot to put your zip on, and you were in a fancy party. And out of a sudden one of your 'frank' friend walks up to you and announces: 'HEY JOE, I KNOW YOU FEEL WARM. BUT THIS AIN'T THE TIME TO AIR YOUR INSIDES...' If this happens to you, i wish you luck. But anyway, to ease the tension, you could act casual and even force out a laugh and zip up.

If you find this post utterly useless or stupid..you aren't alone...well I feel the same. I didn't have anything in mind to blog about so I just typed this crap out. But still...read it

Advertisements and their effects

2008-05-28T00:34:00.001-07:00

Funny Signs

2008-05-27T23:11:00.000-07:00

Talk about paying $200 after getting an electric shock!

So...where exactly is the bus?

At last!!!The sign showing the path of life

No, you ain't seeing double.

Cheapor by the dozen + 5

2008-05-24T03:56:00.001-07:00

As if one ain't enough. Imagine how this family manages their expenses on food, children's education and worst...how many tickets must they buy for a holiday! Think i'll takes months remembering their names. And guess what, this family doesn't plan to stop at 17!!!!!

Singtinations: Places u ought to visit in Singapore #1

2008-05-24T03:56:00.000-07:00

Yes, it is...........Sentosa. The most fun place you could ever be in Singapore(according to me). There are just sooooooooo many things to see and do in there. There are nature walks, fine dining outlets, the underwater world, a dolphin lagoon and even historical places you could visit.

The last time I was in Sentosa was a year back. It was just fantastic hanging out there, even when the sun sinks and the moon hovers over, you still get the feeling of glee. But for me, Sentosa's kinda expensive so I don't go there that often. But hey, if you've got da' money then go down there!!!

The beaches are like super clean and the water is totally blue...well I'm kinda amazed because every other beach in Singapore has green waters.

The Secret

2008-05-21T05:08:00.001-07:00

The Secret, a film produced by Prime Time Productions, consists of a series of interviews and dramatizations related to "The Law of Attraction". Distributed through DVD, and online (through streaming media), the film and the subsequent publication of a book by the same name and of the same topic as the film, has attracted interest from media figures such as Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres, and Larry King as well as criticism from the mainstream press.

I personally read the book myself and found it rather interesting. The main topic of the book is the Law of attraction where one can call upon the universe for something to be done. This book is rather motivating, but one cannot rely solely on the contents of this book and aim to become a rich guy one day. This book asks us to imagine ourselves getting something done, or doing something we want...and soon after it will be done. Yes, it may seem unbelievable but it isn't. No, i haven't tried it myself but the book provides evidence that it may happen. So if you totally believe this book then give it a shot...BUY IT!!! If you don't believe in it then don't waste your time or money.

On a Somber Note

2008-05-20T01:52:00.000-07:00

More than 66,000 dead or missing, that's what the Chinese has revealed of the earthquake. Let us all pray that the souls which has left this world due to this quake, be in peace.

SOULJA BOY [OFFICIAL REMIX]

2008-04-12T09:58:00.001-07:00

World's richest man

2007-11-16T22:03:00.000-08:00

This years world's richest man is Mukesh Ambani from India. His net worth is at US$63.2 billion. Mukesh Ambani holds a Bachelor of Chemical Engineering from the University Department of Chemical Technology (UDCT), which is currently known as University of Mumbai, Institute of Chemical Technology (UICT). He began the MBA program at Stanford Business School, but dropped out after his first year in order to assist in his father's ongoing efforts to build the Patalganga petrochemical Plant. Ambani is the son of one of the most prominent businessman in India, the late Dhirubhai Ambani a Gujarati entrepreneur.

An important lesson Mukesh Ambani has taught us is that even if you dropped out after your first year in school, you still have a chance of becoming the world's richest.

Burger record

2007-10-29T22:54:00.000-07:00

In a competition, Joey Chestnut, 23, of San Jose, Calif ate 103 hamburgers in 8 minutes to bring home $10 000. He broke the previous record of 97 burgers held by Japan's Takeru Kobayashi. Speak of fast food...lol

MOVIE REVIEW: Resident Evil Extinction

2007-10-08T03:25:00.000-07:00

Compared to the first movie, this sequel goes nowhere. The visual effects are stunning but the story line isn't good enough. But if you are lookin' for some action, then you have to catch this movie.

MOVIE REVIEW: The Heartbreak Kid

2007-10-08T02:07:00.000-07:00

The Heartbreak Kid is a movie which may please people with mild humor. The story line of the movie is neat but the direction isn't good compared to other comedy flicks. This movie might not have met the level of expectation one might have of a Ben Stiller movie after watching his Night at the Museum which impressed many. If you are planning to watch this movie...then watch it. If you are not planning to watch it, then don't waste your time

SINGH DANCIN'

2007-08-02T03:14:00.001-07:00

Minneapolis bridge collapses

2007-08-02T02:35:00.000-07:00

The entire span of an interstate bridge broke into sections and collapsed into the Mississippi River during evening rush hour on wednesday sending vehicles plunging into the depths below.

Nine people had been confirmed dead, 60 had been taken to hospitals and at least 20 remained missing early Thursday. The Associated Press put the number dead at seven so far. This incident may make athorities reconsider their safety precautions for bridges.

KILLER JOKES 2

2007-08-02T01:52:00.000-07:00

Warning: THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED OR FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO SERIOUSLY LAME JOKES. PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IF YOU FEEL ANY ABNORMALITY AFTER READING THIS POST.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

Birdy birdy in the sky had dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Ans:Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

Ans:A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito

What did the tablecloth say to the table?

Ans:"Don't move, I've got you covered."

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Ans:Thunderware!

Where do you find a legless turtle?

Ans:Right where you left him!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Ans:Robin, get in the car!!!

Joke: Airport

2007-07-31T05:54:00.000-07:00

In an airport, passengers are waiting for their flight to arrive at gate 46. Then an announcement is made saying : " All passengers boarding flight SQ2990 from gate 46, please move to gate 21...Thank You" As told, the passengers took their bags and shifted to gate 21" After 5 minutes another announcement is made: " All passengers boarding flight SQ2990 from gate 21 please move back to gate 46...thank you" Now the irritated passengers dragged themselves back to gate 46. A minute later another announcement was made: "Thank you passengers of flight SQ2990 for taking part in the Airport exercise"

Shocking Chinese buns

2007-07-17T05:18:00.000-07:00

A shocking news has emerged from China where Chinese bun sellers use cardboard as the fillings in the bun. The cardboard is soaked in water till it is soft, then it is chopped and mixed with the rest of the ingredients used to fill the bun. Then some flavour is added. By adding cardboard, the bun sellers save money by not buying the meat needed.

Live Earth

2007-07-16T02:22:00.001-07:00

Live Earth which was held recently aimed to raise awareness of Global warming. This concert was estimated tohave been viewed by at least 1 billion people. But don't you think this sounds stupid? Instead of raising awareness of global warming, 'they' in fact consumed more electricity. This means Live Earth contributed in the global warming process. But in the long-run, more electricity is saved and more awareness is raised about global warming.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

2007-07-16T02:22:00.000-07:00

Is this installment of the Harry Potter novel a success? I don't think so. Harry Potter has evolved from a fun magical story to a dark adult sort of a story. I read the book and found it rather boring. Although the critics hail Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix as a fantastic story, I find that HP has lost its 'magic'. The cast have grown older and this may be the reason for the change in the tone of the movie.

The power of determination

2007-06-27T00:40:00.000-07:00

Sylvester stallone is a well known actor. He acted in the movie called Rocky. Before he got his fame and money, Sly was in a totally different situation.

Sly always wanted to be an actor but since his face is paralysed on the left side everyone discouraged him including his mother. But sly never gave up. He was married and had 2 kids, but he was so keen to follow his dreams he never took a job. His wife got sick of this and told him come looking for her after he's got a job. As the days past, Sly was loosing lots of money.

Thus, he sold his only 'friend' left with him: his dog. After selling it, he used that money to write his own story and posted it to various directors. Although most directors rejected his work, 1 director came up to his doorstep and told him that he would pay 500,000 for his script. Sly said that he wouldn't mind giving the script for free if the director allowed him to act in it. The director thought Sly was crazy. After seeing Sly's determination, the director gave Sly 1 million in cash and asked Sly to direct his own movie.

And Sylvester did direct his movie and the movie was a major hit, the movie's name is Rocky.

Marriage and the hidden Truth

2007-06-23T07:16:00.000-07:00

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

Viswanath's Is it Real

2007-06-14T06:20:00.000-07:00

Hey folks, my post on 'Viswanath's is it Real' about the huge skeletons found in India is a fake. It was digitally enhanced to give the skeleton the gigantic size. So this month's 'Viswanath's is it Real' post isn't real. Se ya'll next month !!!

Bored Terrorist

2007-06-08T06:03:00.001-07:00

Very funny

Viswanath's is it real?

2007-06-06T22:42:00.000-07:00

A gigantic skeleton has been found in India by the National Geographic team with the support of the Indian Army. The team also found tablets with inscriptions stating that the Hindu god Brahma had created people bigger than us. The Indian Government has secured the perimeter only letting in Nat Geo personnel to enter. Is it real, we'll soon find out...

Kathal yanai

2007-06-02T02:28:00.001-07:00

This song is way cool!!!

Chess

2007-05-31T01:41:00.000-07:00

Chess is an ancient game which was created by the Indians thousands of years back. It was played by kings so as to test their attacking and defending skills. Chess is now played around the world and is an excellent game for the brain.

MY BLOG, MY LIFE, MY WORLD

2007-05-24T02:30:00.003-07:00

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THANK YOU

Joke

2007-05-24T02:30:00.002-07:00

A doctor tries to convince a his patient, a heavy drinker to quit drinking. So he brings 2 cups, 1 with water and the other with beer. He puts a worm in the cup with water in it and asks the patient what the worm is doing
THE PATIENT: "The worm looks happy and is dancing and swaying in the water'
The doctor then takes the worm and puts it in the cup with beer in it, then he asks the patient what he is seeing
THE PATIENT::"The worm died!!!"
The doctor then asks the patient
THE DOCTOR:"so what does this tell you about beer?"
THE PATIENT: "This tells me that drinking beer will kill worms in our body"

That's funny right?

UEFA 2007

2007-05-24T02:30:00.001-07:00

One of the best matches I've ever seen. Milan vs Liverpool. Milan 2. Liverpool 1. I thought Liverpool would win!!!!!!!

Religion

2007-05-24T02:30:00.000-07:00

There are many questions about the birth of religion. Did religion exist millions of years ago,when men ate raw meat and spoke in an unknown tongue? When civilisation was nowhere to be seen. Historians belief that millions of years ago, when cavemen walked the earth, they worshiped fire and water .

Then how did religion come about? Were Adam and eve the first one to be created by god or did men come from monkeys?

Akon

2007-05-22T15:57:00.001-07:00

My story

2007-05-12T22:29:00.000-07:00

Evil lay beneath the surface of the earth for 3000 years. It is time they rise for the greatest battle ever.

My very own novel which took 3 years to complete. COMING SOON...

Killer Jokes

2007-05-11T22:18:00.000-07:00

Warning: THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED OR FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO SERIOUSLY LAME JOKES. PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IF YOU FEEL ANY ABNORMALITY AFTER READING THIS POST.

Lamest jokes on earth-

What do you call a chicken without wings?

Ans: A wingless chicken

What will Superman do if he wears his underwear inside his pants?

Ans: He flies backwards

Why is it easier to breath by the nose, rather than the mouth?

Ans: Because the nose has 2 holes in it while the mouth has only one.

Why did the camera man commit suicide?

Ans: Because he was framed

What do you call a fly without wings?

Ans: a walk.

50 CENT

2007-05-10T00:48:00.003-07:00

Glory TO MAN U

2007-05-06T23:25:00.001-07:00

Cabbies:a true problem

2007-05-06T23:25:00.000-07:00

There is this growing tension between taxi drivers and the public. Recently there were many reports of cabbies swindling money from foreigners by charging them more than usual.

The public wants the government to impose strict rules and regulations for taxi drivers. But...the government says that by doing this, the driver's income will be affected. So does this mean the public suffer instead?

The 'on call' is something which is misused by taxi drivers. They put it on whenever they like, waiting for someone to call as more money is received rather then when they go round 'hunting' for passengers.

New planet, more life

2007-05-05T00:17:00.000-07:00

The most enticing property yet found outside our solar system is about 20 light-years away in the constellation Libra, a team of European astronomers said.

The astronomers have discovered a planet five times as massive as the earth orbiting a dim red star kIt is the smallest of the 200 or so planets that are known to exist outside of our solar system.

Scientists have found out that if we lived there, we may celebrate our birthday every 13 days!!! There is water on the surface of the planet which means there may be life in there.

Spider man 3

2007-05-02T04:55:00.000-07:00

Spider man 3 is told to be the best instalment out of the other 2. In this movie, there are 3 villains: Venom,Sandman and the New Goblin. This means more action. But how long will this spiderman craze last? A fourth instalment of Spiderman is already set to be taken. And the new villain might be The Lizard, who will be Peter's professor.

Runaway Love -Feat. Mary J Blige

2007-04-21T18:22:00.001-07:00

Smart kid

2007-04-20T23:19:00.000-07:00

Years ago, footage emerged from a remote village in India. The video shows a young girl receiving surgery to separate her fingers, which were badly burned and fused together. Why did this operation make headlines around the world?

The surgery was performed by a 7-year-old boy named Akrit Jaswal.Now 13 years old, Akrit has an IQ of 146 and is considered the smartest person his age in India-a country of more than a billion people.

Before Akrit could even speak, his parents say they knew he was special.At an age when most children are learning their ABCs, Akrit was reading Shakespeare and assembling a library of medical textbooks.

When he was 5years old, he enrolled in school. One year later, Akrit was teaching English and math classes.Akrit developed a passion for science and anatomy at an early age. Doctors at local hospitals took notice and started allowing him to observe surgeries when he was 6 years old.

Inspired by what he saw, Akrit read everything he could on the topic. When an impoverished family heard about his amazing abilities, they asked if he would operate on their daughter for free.

Her surgery was a success.After the surgery, Akrit was hailed as a medical genius in India. Neighbors and strangers flocked to him for advice and treatment. At age 11, Akrit was admitted to Punjab University. He's the youngest student ever to attend an Indian university.

That same year, he was also invited to London's famed Imperial College to exchange ideas with scientists on the cutting edge of medical research.Currently, Akrit is working toward a bachelor's degrees in zoology, botanyand chemistry. Someday, he hopes to continue his studies at Harvard University.

Lamborghini Concept S

2007-04-18T03:02:00.000-07:00

This cool car was designed by Luc Donckerwolke, Head of Lamborghini Design. This 500 horsepower roadster is expected to debut at this year’s Geneva Motor Show. The price hasn't been fixed yet but I ordered one for myself so I don't have to take bus 15 any longer.

308+2

2007-04-07T04:17:00.000-07:00

The next instalement of 300 is 308+2. In this movie, the Spurtans face off with a massive army of 20 Persian soldiers. It shows how the Spurtans bravely attacked the massive Persian army. The visual effects are stunning, and the fighting scenes are wonderful. Don't forget to catch 308+2 which will be released in 2008. Based on Prank Miller's graphic novel. Directed by I.Viswanath

Transformers

2007-04-04T05:15:00.001-07:00

Coming soon

Protest Evaluation form

2007-04-03T05:28:00.003-07:00

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Terrible history teachers

2007-04-03T05:28:00.002-07:00

Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused
As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.
Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.
Tells you that its Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.
Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.
Threatens to renact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.
Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.
Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.

2007-04-03T05:28:00.001-07:00

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office."Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.""Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

Blonde Jokes

2007-04-03T05:28:00.000-07:00

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

Beyoncé - Irreplaceable

2007-03-26T00:32:00.001-07:00

MY STORY BLACK GEAR

2007-02-24T01:09:00.000-08:00

Black Gear defeated evil 3000 years ago, now evil is back for revenge But...are we prepared?

I'm gonna let you see the first chapter of my very own novel.

Facts, Know it!!!

2007-02-12T04:42:00.002-08:00

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!
People who ride on a roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain
Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!
A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court
In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.
In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

Predictions by a well known physic

2007-02-06T23:25:00.000-08:00

The date of December 27th 2007 will prove to be a very important one.I feel that an event of global proportions will occur on this date. At first I felt that this event will be related to military actions, but I now believe that this date concerns a terrorist attack, possibly in Europe.A very strong earthquake centered near Los Angeles on March 13th 2007 cause damage to buildings and roads and bridges and some injuries. An outbreak of a rare virus near or in the city of Boston in May 2007. Many people are hospitalized and quarantined.
A prison riot in California 35 prisoners killed, 5 guards killed several others injured - August 2007
In June of 2007 a serial killer will be discovered in Canada who is responsible for the deaths of several young people from Toronto to Montreal. This killer may be a long distance truck driver or delivery person and may also be responsible fro the deaths of children in Ohio, New York, Vermont and Pennsylvania.
Another strong Earthquake in the ocean off the coast of Japan in April of 2007., may cause a tsunami

Japanese kids dancing for a Tamil Song

2007-02-06T23:21:00.001-08:00