Oscars 2009

You may have heard of it, or even seen it. But here is a recap on the winners

Best supporting actor ~ Heath Ledger

Best actress in a leading role ~ Kate Winlset

Best actor in a leading role ~ Sean Penn

Best Picture ~ Slumdog Millionaire

Best Music ~ Jai Ho ( AR Rahman)

Best Music score ~ Slumdog Millionaire

Best film editing ~ Slumdog Millionaire

Best sound mixing.....ok i'm getting tired of this. How many awards does Slumdog Millionaire have

Best Cinematography...it's Slumdog Millionaire again

Best adapted screenplay...and again

Best original screen play ~ Milk

Best animated film ~ Wall-E

So there we go, all the winners. How entertaining.
Anyway, how much do you know about the Oscars? Not much I guess, nobody needs it anyway. But i'll give you a little info. Thanks to my winkie(short from for wikipedia)


The 1st Academy Awards ceremony was held on Thursday, May 16, 1929, at the Hotel Roosevelt in Hollywood to honor outstanding film achievements of 1927 and 1928. It was hosted by actor Douglas Fairbanks and director William C. deMille.

Since 1950, the statuettes have been legally encumbered by the requirement that neither winners nor their heirs may sell the statuettes without first offering to sell them back to the Academy for US$1. If a winner refuses to agree to this stipulation, then the Academy keeps the statuette. Academy Awards not protected by this agreement have been sold in public auctions and private deals for six-figure sums
That's it, all you need to know about the oscars. Useless facts that will not help us in anyway.

My first job

I skimmed through the entire page, looking and looking. It has been going on for days. Since I got back from India, my thirst for a job started. I would buy a paper everyday and glance through the whole of the ‘Jobs’ section trying to find the right job for me

. And today, I struck gold. There in the bottom of the page read ‘Flyer distribution. Students may apply.’ Without even saying a word to my parents I rushed down to the address they had given for the interview (yes they actually interviewed me for this job).

But as they explained to me what the job is all about I almost blacked out.

Well according to them I had to go block to block and paste these dumb flyers on the walls.

And for every 200 of these I paste I get $2! That’s really really little.

The best part is I have to go to the people in charge to collect the money ($2)

Co-incidentally the bus fare for the journey there is $2.00.

But I still decided to take the job till I find a decent 1.

Incredible India

Quantum of Solace Trailer

World's greatest advice: part I

LaMeSt AdViCe

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school- you'll be working for them in the future.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.

Be like a postage stamp-stick to one thing until you get there.

Drive carefully, it's not only cars that can be recalled by their makers.

If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown...but only 4 to extend your leg and ram their balls(if they have any)

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull one

If you lend someone $20 and never see him again...it was worth it

It is better to keep your mouth shut and look like a fool then open it and remove all doubt.


Be sure to catch part ll

Lame Jokes

Blonde says: Doc it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts! Doc what's wrong?
Doctor answers: Your finger is broken!

Professor: "...so don't ask me any stupid questions like, 'What's Newton's First Law?'"
Student: "Who's Newton?"

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.