Friday, November 16, 2007
World's richest man
Monday, October 29, 2007
Burger record
Monday, October 8, 2007
MOVIE REVIEW: Resident Evil Extinction
MOVIE REVIEW: The Heartbreak Kid
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Minneapolis bridge collapses
KILLER JOKES 2
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
Birdy birdy in the sky had dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Ans:Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Ans:A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito
What did the tablecloth say to the table?
Ans:"Don't move, I've got you covered."
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Ans:Thunderware!
Where do you find a legless turtle?
Ans:Right where you left him!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Ans:Robin, get in the car!!!
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Joke: Airport
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Shocking Chinese buns
Monday, July 16, 2007
Live Earth
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
The power of determination
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Marriage and the hidden Truth
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Viswanath's Is it Real
Friday, June 8, 2007
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Viswanath's is it real?
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Chess
Thursday, May 24, 2007
MY BLOG, MY LIFE, MY WORLD
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THANK YOU
Joke
THE PATIENT: "The worm looks happy and is dancing and swaying in the water'
The doctor then takes the worm and puts it in the cup with beer in it, then he asks the patient what he is seeing
THE PATIENT::"The worm died!!!"
The doctor then asks the patient
THE DOCTOR:"so what does this tell you about beer?"
THE PATIENT: "This tells me that drinking beer will kill worms in our body"
That's funny right?
UEFA 2007
Religion
There are many questions about the birth of religion. Did religion exist millions of years ago,when men ate raw meat and spoke in an unknown tongue? When civilisation was nowhere to be seen. Historians belief that millions of years ago, when cavemen walked the earth, they worshiped fire and water .
Then how did religion come about? Were Adam and eve the first one to be created by god or did men come from monkeys?
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Saturday, May 12, 2007
My story
Friday, May 11, 2007
Killer Jokes
Lamest jokes on earth-
What do you call a chicken without wings?
Ans: A wingless chicken
What will Superman do if he wears his underwear inside his pants?
Ans: He flies backwards
Why is it easier to breath by the nose, rather than the mouth?
Ans: Because the nose has 2 holes in it while the mouth has only one.
Why did the camera man commit suicide?
Ans: Because he was framed
What do you call a fly without wings?
Ans: a walk.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Cabbies:a true problem
Saturday, May 5, 2007
New planet, more life
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Spider man 3
Spider man 3 is told to be the best instalment out of the other 2. In this movie, there are 3 villains: Venom,Sandman and the New Goblin. This means more action. But how long will this spiderman craze last? A fourth instalment of Spiderman is already set to be taken. And the new villain might be The Lizard, who will be Peter's professor.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Friday, April 20, 2007
Smart kid
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Lamborghini Concept S
Saturday, April 7, 2007
308+2
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Protest Evaluation form
1: How did you hear about us? __________________________________________
2: Did you enjoy your overall experience? ___ Yes ___ No If not, why not? _________________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________
3: Is this your first protest with this (office)? ___ Yes ___ No
4: On a scale of 1 to 10, please rate the following aspects of our service: (circle one)Representative access 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Employee politeness 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Toilet availability 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Snacks 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Parking 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
5: Would you come back and protest again? ___ Yes ___ No
6: How can we make future protests more fulfilling for you? ______________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________ ____________________________________________
Thank you for your time. Your answers will help (this office) become more responsive toprotester needs as part of our service goals.
Terrible history teachers
- Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused
- As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
- Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
- Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.
- Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.
- Tells you that its Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.
- Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.
- Threatens to renact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.
- Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.
- Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office."Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.""Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
Blonde Jokes
Monday, March 26, 2007
Saturday, February 24, 2007
MY STORY BLACK GEAR
Monday, February 12, 2007
Facts, Know it!!!
- Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!
- People who ride on a roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain
- Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!
- Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!
- A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court
- In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
- In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
- In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.
- In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
- In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Predictions by a well known physic
A prison riot in California 35 prisoners killed, 5 guards killed several others injured - August 2007
In June of 2007 a serial killer will be discovered in Canada who is responsible for the deaths of several young people from Toronto to Montreal. This killer may be a long distance truck driver or delivery person and may also be responsible fro the deaths of children in Ohio, New York, Vermont and Pennsylvania.
Another strong Earthquake in the ocean off the coast of Japan in April of 2007., may cause a tsunami