Chess

Chess is an ancient game which was created by the Indians thousands of years back. It was played by kings so as to test their attacking and defending skills. Chess is now played around the world and is an excellent game for the brain.

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Joke

A doctor tries to convince a his patient, a heavy drinker to quit drinking. So he brings 2 cups, 1 with water and the other with beer. He puts a worm in the cup with water in it and asks the patient what the worm is doing
THE PATIENT: "The worm looks happy and is dancing and swaying in the water'
The doctor then takes the worm and puts it in the cup with beer in it, then he asks the patient what he is seeing
THE PATIENT::"The worm died!!!"
The doctor then asks the patient
THE DOCTOR:"so what does this tell you about beer?"
THE PATIENT: "This tells me that drinking beer will kill worms in our body"

That's funny right?

UEFA 2007

One of the best matches I've ever seen. Milan vs Liverpool. Milan 2. Liverpool 1. I thought Liverpool would win!!!!!!!

Religion

There are many questions about the birth of religion. Did religion exist millions of years ago,when men ate raw meat and spoke in an unknown tongue? When civilisation was nowhere to be seen. Historians belief that millions of years ago, when cavemen walked the earth, they worshiped fire and water .

Then how did religion come about? Were Adam and eve the first one to be created by god or did men come from monkeys?

Akon

My story

Evil lay beneath the surface of the earth for 3000 years. It is time they rise for the greatest battle ever.

My very own novel which took 3 years to complete. COMING SOON...

Killer Jokes

Warning: THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED OR FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO SERIOUSLY LAME JOKES. PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IF YOU FEEL ANY ABNORMALITY AFTER READING THIS POST.

Lamest jokes on earth-

What do you call a chicken without wings?

Ans: A wingless chicken

What will Superman do if he wears his underwear inside his pants?

Ans: He flies backwards

Why is it easier to breath by the nose, rather than the mouth?

Ans: Because the nose has 2 holes in it while the mouth has only one.

Why did the camera man commit suicide?

Ans: Because he was framed

What do you call a fly without wings?

Ans: a walk.

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Glory TO MAN U

Cabbies:a true problem

There is this growing tension between taxi drivers and the public. Recently there were many reports of cabbies swindling money from foreigners by charging them more than usual.

The public wants the government to impose strict rules and regulations for taxi drivers. But...the government says that by doing this, the driver's income will be affected. So does this mean the public suffer instead?

The 'on call' is something which is misused by taxi drivers. They put it on whenever they like, waiting for someone to call as more money is received rather then when they go round 'hunting' for passengers.

New planet, more life

The most enticing property yet found outside our solar system is about 20 light-years away in the constellation Libra, a team of European astronomers said.

The astronomers have discovered a planet five times as massive as the earth orbiting a dim red star kIt is the smallest of the 200 or so planets that are known to exist outside of our solar system.

Scientists have found out that if we lived there, we may celebrate our birthday every 13 days!!! There is water on the surface of the planet which means there may be life in there.

Spider man 3

Spider man 3 is told to be the best instalment out of the other 2. In this movie, there are 3 villains: Venom,Sandman and the New Goblin. This means more action. But how long will this spiderman craze last? A fourth instalment of Spiderman is already set to be taken. And the new villain might be The Lizard, who will be Peter's professor.