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Friday, May 11, 2007

Killer Jokes

Warning: THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED OR FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO SERIOUSLY LAME JOKES. PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IF YOU FEEL ANY ABNORMALITY AFTER READING THIS POST.

Lamest jokes on earth-

What do you call a chicken without wings?

Ans: A wingless chicken

What will Superman do if he wears his underwear inside his pants?

Ans: He flies backwards

Why is it easier to breath by the nose, rather than the mouth?

Ans: Because the nose has 2 holes in it while the mouth has only one.

Why did the camera man commit suicide?

Ans: Because he was framed

What do you call a fly without wings?

Ans: a walk.

1 comment:

Marcus Hollman said...

That camera man joke is hilarious!

I've entered it into the wordhigh archive with a link back to your site.

You will find archive.org , affiliated with the Bibliotheca Alexandrina, has been backing us up with their Wayback Machine.