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Minneapolis bridge collapses

The entire span of an interstate bridge broke into sections and collapsed into the Mississippi River during evening rush hour on wednesday sending vehicles plunging into the depths below.

Nine people had been confirmed dead, 60 had been taken to hospitals and at least 20 remained missing early Thursday. The Associated Press put the number dead at seven so far. This incident may make athorities reconsider their safety precautions for bridges.

KILLER JOKES 2

Warning: THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED OR FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO SERIOUSLY LAME JOKES. PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IF YOU FEEL ANY ABNORMALITY AFTER READING THIS POST.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

Birdy birdy in the sky had dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Ans:Climb into a tree and act like a nut...

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

Ans:A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito

What did the tablecloth say to the table?

Ans:"Don't move, I've got you covered."

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Ans:Thunderware!

Where do you find a legless turtle?

Ans:Right where you left him!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Ans:Robin, get in the car!!!