World's greatest advice: part I

LaMeSt AdViCe

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school- you'll be working for them in the future.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.

Be like a postage stamp-stick to one thing until you get there.

Drive carefully, it's not only cars that can be recalled by their makers.

If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown...but only 4 to extend your leg and ram their balls(if they have any)

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull one

If you lend someone $20 and never see him again...it was worth it

It is better to keep your mouth shut and look like a fool then open it and remove all doubt.


Be sure to catch part ll

Lame Jokes

Blonde says: Doc it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts! Doc what's wrong?
Doctor answers: Your finger is broken!

Professor: "...so don't ask me any stupid questions like, 'What's Newton's First Law?'"
Student: "Who's Newton?"

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.

It's all abot the eye

Do you have a blog? Do you feel that you have put in so much of effort to groom your blog but...many people do not view it? There's a simple explanation for the second question, it's just that your blog isn't 'attractive' enough

For instance, look at my blog(apart from the bullshit content :) I try my best to make it look colorful and thus...making it look attractive. It's pictures a human eye relates to easily, so from now on if you publish a post, have a picture in it.
And one more thing I read
from a newspaper
article is that our eyes tend
to focus on stuff
which looks like the
shape of this post.
Yes an F(not exactly a shape).
I don't know
the reason behind this
though but it kinda works.
So next time make your
post to look like an F

Viswanath's is it Real?

The previous post on 'Viswanath's is it Real' was a mix of sadness and disgust as I wrote about this poor baby and the features it owned. Well today's edition is no different...maybe slightly. It's about......coke+pork!!!

If you have visited YouTube lately and typed coke+pork, the number of videos being uploaded on that title is tremendous. The myth goes like this: if you pour coke on raw pork and leave it as it is for minimum 2 hr, maggots will start appearing on the pork. Weird, I haven't tried it out myself but I wouldn't mind giving it a shot.

If this is true the, I wouldn't be suprised if I see pigs going crazy when they spot an empty coke bottle littered in their sty.
Test it out if you want to...

Sizzlin' News

It isn't an elaborate explanation on the events which followed. I kinda heard it over from my friend and checked it out myself in the online news. And it is true...50 cent lost his Bling!!! Yeah, how sad.
Well it goes like this, while 50 cent was having a show in Africa...this guy runs up the stage, takes 50 cent's bling(from his neck) and runs away. And the thief never got caught.

MOVIE REVIEW: You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Yes, once again you have invested your time to read this meaningless post of mine which is regarding nothing more...than movies! Nah, just kidding(or maybe not). Anyway I watched 'you don't mess with the zohan' yesterday and found it moderately hilarious. The funny parts were over in about 30 minutes. The storey revolves around a highly trained terrorist buster who fakes his own death to become a ...a...hairstylist in the USA. But while fulfilling his dream, his true identity gets revealed and blah blah blah. Watch this movie if you are CRAZY!!! of Adam Sandler and if you like crude jokes.

Best moment: When a terrorist shoots a bullet at Adam and he catches it with his hand.

Worst moment:The whole ending I would say.

Best line: 'you don't mess with the Zohan'

Rating:4/10 (according to me)

TRANSFORMERS 2 teaser trailer

Viswanath's is it real?

Out of all YouTube clips I've viewed before, be it an execution or gory accident clips...the video I watched yesterday made me sick. As the 1 minute video screened before me, I watched it in disgust and horror. The content of the clip was so disturbing that it may have given any pregnant women a second thought of delivering her baby.

Wanna know what's in that clip? Brace yourself, it was a clip of a crying baby....
Well, the baby wasn't any normal baby we would see, this baby had red bulging eyes. Its skin was all cracked and its mouth was crooked. You may think I'm kidding but I'm not. The condition of the baby is caused by a rare disease.

If you want to view this clip, go to YouTube and type: snake baby.

And also, this baby died an hour later for reasons I'm not sure of. Have remorse for this baby when you watch this clip(if you have the guts to) and keep in mind that this baby lived only an hour in which it suffered pitifully.

Handling characters

I've always dreaded the dentist. But as I matured, my fear of meeting a frank person overwhelmed me.
Well...what I mean by 'a frank person' is someone who tells something he doesn't like about you in the face. For eg, if you love talking and the 'frank person' doesn't and...well you were talking to him for some time, he would say: 'I'm sorry, but I really don't like conversing with you, besides your vocabulary is undeniably atrocious and you have a dry sense of humor.'
Well what would you do at that moment? If it was me, I would force a casual laugh and restrain myself from conversing further.
We all have had our experiences with people who are frank, and when they shoot us a rude remark, we are caught off guard. To prepare our self's from this sort of situation, start doing this_-start training yourself to act casual.
Ok, let's say...you forgot to put your zip on, and you were in a fancy party. And out of a sudden one of your 'frank' friend walks up to you and announces: 'HEY JOE, I KNOW YOU FEEL WARM. BUT THIS AIN'T THE TIME TO AIR YOUR INSIDES...' If this happens to you, i wish you luck. But anyway, to ease the tension, you could act casual and even force out a laugh and zip up.




If you find this post utterly useless or stupid..you aren't alone...well I feel the same. I didn't have anything in mind to blog about so I just typed this crap out. But still...read it