Warning: THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED OR FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO SERIOUSLY LAME JOKES. PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL ASSISTANCE IF YOU FEEL ANY ABNORMALITY AFTER READING THIS POST.
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
Birdy birdy in the sky had dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Ans:Climb into a tree and act like a nut...
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Ans:A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito
What did the tablecloth say to the table?
Ans:"Don't move, I've got you covered."
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Ans:Thunderware!
Where do you find a legless turtle?
Ans:Right where you left him!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Ans:Robin, get in the car!!!
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