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Saturday, June 28, 2008

World's greatest advice: part I


LaMeSt AdViCe

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school- you'll be working for them in the future.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.

Be like a postage stamp-stick to one thing until you get there.

Drive carefully, it's not only cars that can be recalled by their makers.

If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown...but only 4 to extend your leg and ram their balls(if they have any)

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull one

If you lend someone $20 and never see him again...it was worth it

It is better to keep your mouth shut and look like a fool then open it and remove all doubt.



Be sure to catch part ll

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