Blonde says: Doc it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts! Doc what's wrong?
Doctor answers: Your finger is broken!
Professor: "...so don't ask me any stupid questions like, 'What's Newton's First Law?'"
Student: "Who's Newton?"
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.
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